Carlos Page Carlos PageI created this page because a bunch of us have created a "I Love Carlos" club dedicated to our freaky and funky friend Carlos Lorenco who lives in Seattle! Here is where you will find Carlos relevant news and pictures from his incredible exploits! If you have carlos relevant information, please send us a message at deadmartyr@yahoo.com and we'll have a powwow!
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Here's Carlos practicing his strenous daily Jujitsu routine. It's amazing how buff he looks in these pictures! I guess life on the hard seas can make anyone want to stay fit! You go Carlos!
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In this
picture we have Carlos pretending to throw someone out of
his favorite bar, The Salty Beard. Doesn't he look
menacing and Brutal? Rumor has it that Carlos once had to
get into the ring with two beefy drag queens at some bar
called Foxes! Well after looking at this picture, it's
easy to imagine! Woah, Carlos! Try to remember that you're just in pretend mode! Carlos, stop... You're scaring me! |
| Here we have
carlos dressed up in his civilian clothes for a night on
the town. Hey Carlos! The stubble action makes you look
tres cool! It looks like you're picking up a hot little number too, but EW!!! She's smoking! Well we all have our little vices... |
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Here's a
Candid couple of pictures of Carlos at his last
port-of-call, Seattle, outside some famous Sea-Town
restaurant. Wow, Carlos is a Lay-dees Man! It looks like
she isn't taking the conversation too well though. Buck up little filly, you're with Carlos, things will get better! |
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That's it! If you have Carlos related e-mail, or can get his email address for us, we'd be totally excited! deadmartyr@yahoo.com
| I saw this charming yet untouchable man at karaoke last night. he got up and sang Neil diamond like some ragged, las Vegas lounge act on his umpteenth scotch and soda. He sounded and looked a little frazzled, but still managed to give me a big smile, and wrap those buff, hairy, strong arms around me to give me a nice squeeze. long live Saint Carlos. |  |
I met that guy at the nightlife once. I said, "Hey sailor, can I buy you a drink?" and he said "yeah," so I bought him and his buddies a round of Tuaca. My lady friend said, "why did you buy that guy and his friends a round of Tuaca?" Your buddy Carlos looked at me funny and said, "Thanks for the drink, but why Tuaca?" And I replied, "I thought that all gay sailors liked Tuaca." and he said, "Maybe so, but I'm not gay." And I said, well, give me my Tuaca back then. Butt we started shootin' the breeze and he said that he knew people from Humboldt County, so I said he was cool and gave him his drink back.
(True Story) by Eggmatters
I saw our little Carlos Caliente in a Eagle suit on Broadway tring to sell used clothes for some booze. Also did you know he just recently lost a tooth. Is front tooth at that. Ha ha. It's true!!
by Alena
Oh, Carlos.. come home. You, me, & baby make three.... ;-)
by Lilly
This man entered my life briefly about three weeks ago now, when his ship called into Sydney. Imagine my delight to find an entire page devoted to him! I have to say, his magnetism is over-powering, in a bar full of legless sailors, i spotted him standing alone. Was it his sexy accent, his devil-may-care attitude, or the fact that his mates were all completely pissed....i dont know. But i'll tell you this....he rocked my world. Carlos, if you read this, please come back to Sydney and GO FOR GOLD!!!!! Fond memories,
"Bugger"xxxx
One day Carlos accidently wondered into our chat at the msn garden cafe. All the women immediately detected his suave manor and way with the ladies. Beardog, JayAre, and Bruce da goose fought over him.....but Carlos quickly informed them that he DID NOT SWING THAT WAY! All the women flirted with him but being the braizen hoochie that I am I just hopped on his lap,grinned, did a little lap dance and that was all it took....he was mine for the taking. My my my ladies was I ever lucky that night! I will never in all my days forget that magical night of passion...... Carlos....you are my dream man, please come back to me.....
Dear You, One day Carlos steamed into my port and I was charmed by his swarthy good looks and beguiling nature. Now I'm dry-docked in San Francisco with only a pair of his dirty socks and an empty heart. Ladies: BEWARE! Carlos: WHERE ARE YOU?
-rjj, SF
| I saw Carlos at a exclusive San Francisco party aboard the Golden Sunset...what a hunk. Carlos was wearing a goldenrod buttondown, black tie with a double windsor, and blue corderoy smoking jacket. |  |
| Quoting Carlos directly as he chomped down a handful of peperoncini, "Nothing is too formal or casual for corderoy." It wasn't long before all the ladies were vying for his gaze... quite impressive Carlos! Will San Francisco be the newest member of the Double Trouble Family? |  |
We sure hope so. -Honey
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